♫ “Grits, Grease 'n RnB” ♫
♫ “Lost Vegas Grinders” ♫
♫ “Nice n Sleazy Does It” ♫
♫ “The demented, the debauched, the disharmonious!!!” ♫
♫ “Grits, Grease 'n RnB” ♫
♫ “Lost Vegas Grinders” ♫
♫ “Nice n Sleazy Does It” ♫
♫ “The demented, the debauched, the disharmonious!!!” ♫
This is where we list our Titty Shakers. We also list popcorn, R&B, mod, oddball, psycho and plain whacked-out goofy 45s here too. Mad Mike, Dave the Spaz and Fools Paradise spins galore! This is where the fun starts! Have a browse, have a listen and enjoy!
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Oh yes. Beautiful baby, just beautiful! Uber cool lazy crazy laid back beatniksploitation that sounds just right!
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The ULTIMATE titty shakin' burlesque strip theme? A tune that's been around doing the rounds in northern working men's clubs for what seems like eons - the original real deal, bold, brassy and with tassles on!
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Oh BOY does that sax ever GROWL!! The piano, drums and bass featured provide a steady 12-bar backing to a sax that sounds like it’s been a VERY naughty girl – and she’s the real star of the show here. Raunchy as you like, one wonders what the hell these cats are fishing for?! My bet is it’s that lethal mantrap that lies between the exquisite (proverbial) thighs of the aforementioned brassy temptress. Deliciously undiluted sleaze on offer here; something that this listener for one finds it impossible to resist…
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If this doesn't put a smile on your face then you're DEAD! I'll have some of what they're drinking! Utterly inane, mad and totally bonkers... yet utterly addictive and FUN!
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Cool RnB instrumental exotica not a million miles away from 'Tequila'. Jimmie has even brought in his space age effects console from the 'Rockin' in Orbit' session, which is always going to go down well with Zounds fans.
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I only need to say one word here - Bottom! Or for those of you who don't know, this is the theme music for Rik Mayall and Ade Edmonson's wacky TV show. Great choice. A classic! Nice original issue the Memphis label which eventually turned into STAX. Hard to find CLEAN!
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More Chinese rock n roll with some goofy chingrish going on between the zany zounds.
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Funny little 'shaker with twinkling guitars and a funky bassline.
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This heavy metal funk bomb has never failed to disappoint. Fuzz-tastic! Play LOUD!
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Killer R&R 45 with a dynamic finger-clicking beat and some great brass work. Given the sultry nature of this mid-tempo instrumental, I imagine that to do the swivel on the dance floor would be to engage in some kind of wiggly rotational hip action. Watch the dance floor gyrate!
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Another unusual one in which the title says it all. The harpsichord bangs out some classic blues over a subtle drum beat. Possessing a rhythm all its own, this slow groove is languidly cool.
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What's groovier than the Honky Tonk? What's cooler than the Bossa Nova? Why, the Honky Tonk Bossa Nova of course! Bill lets loose on this raunchy combo gem.
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Cheeky R&B with a Mambo twist. The sound here is certainly exotic and textured with horns and percussion but more than anything, it exudes party spirit. Pure fun, not to be taken too seriously!
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Hard-to-find breezy instrumental that conjures up images of Riviera holidays and Carnaby Street film scenes thanks to its Ramsey Lewis Trio-style arrangement and slick, sunny brass section. Super-sounding arrangement that could have been in any '60s hipster movie.
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A new dance called 'The Hunch'? Surely not. I can't imagine people lurching around the dancefloor like this chap. But what is for sure that the raspin' honkin' gritty sax and a thumping bass will get you moving one way or another!
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Fading into obscurity by the mid-1960's, 'Bust Out' was The Buster's only hit, making it to No. 25 in the Billboard charts. Nowadays, it is exemplified by music journalists and collectors as a classic rockin' instrumental. Easy to see why when you check out its sleazy, surfy sound.
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S-cr-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-tchhhhh!!!
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Any version of this song is alright with me, I have yet to hear a duff one yet. Here's a slick doo-wop version from '57 or thereabouts.
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Another monster version of a monster tune! Obscure one too. Love it!
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Another monster version of a monster tune! Obscure one too. Love it!
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If this is the sound of too much tequilla, pour me another. This, the follow-up to the band's smash hit Tequilla, is Latin rock and roll built on Tijuana brass, a twangy guitar middle eight and bursts of 'yeehas' and devilish laughter.
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The original and best, the greatest sax n shout instro of em all, a rollockin' raucous rockin' roller for you ladies and gentlemen, it's... TEQUILA! Yes it was a hit and rightly so, a bit tricky to find a NM copy on original label due to it being thrashed at parties, deserves some plays IMO cos it ALWAYS goes down a treat :)
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From the nice people who gave us 'Tequila', here they come again with some total sleaze! This one sounds as though it belongs in one of those sordid little back-street b-movie fleapits, accompanying some really trashy, deliciously illicit sexploitation filth. Subway indeed, there is definitely an after-hours, subterranean feel present here. The guttaral sounds of the sax rasp away in a pleasingly debauched fashion and Mickey Finn the groove into a narcotic crawl. This is definitely adult-only, black market smut of the first water.
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Awesome! Top notch titty in the shape of Indian-reservationsploitation! Cat calls, murky vocals and a very, very dirty sax give this everything you need for your sleeeeeeazy party!
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As the title might suggest, this wacky instrumental looks south of Texas for its inspiration. So think castanets, Spaghetti Western harmonies and saxophones. Recorded in 1958 as a follow-up to Apache – no, not that Apache, another one.
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Slinky Leiber and Stoller classic with smooth vocal harmonies and a King Curtis saxophone break. Effortlessly cool.
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If ever a song was aptly named, it’s this one. Hot stuff reminiscent of 'Chittlins Con Carne'. What a blast! Those digits are deft on the bedspring-bouncing bass, and you just know the reed-blowers are putting a spit-shine on those screamin' saxophones. Wild!
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Overlooking the kooky spelling variations, this is a sweet little take on the classic twist arrangement. Guaranteed to make you hungry, this one evokes the delicious confections found in all-American diners. Think ice cream sodas in tall glasses, hot fudge sundaes topped with glowing maraschino cherries, butterscotch pancakes, cherry pie, coke floats, and banana splits smothered in whipped cream, chopped nuts, and chocolate sprinkles. You can almost smell the imminent brainfreeze. A calorie-free sugar fix, these delectable grooves are guaranteed to fill the dancefloor, lickety-split.
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Slinky and seductive, the perfect music for enticing your latest conquest into your private lair... champagne, caviar and crushed velvet anyone?
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Obscure one that's a bit of a blatant 'Tequila' rip. Nothing wrong with that, they do a great job!
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A quirky take-off of Nat Kendrick and the Swans 'Mashed Potatoes', 'Hot Pastrami' is some highly goofy frat rock with some surfy elements. Its bouncy melody is sure to get the dance floor going!
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Well-known for putting out awful cheesy Hammond rubbish, this is one of the very few of Cortez' many records that's actually any good. Paul Winley certainly knew his stuff from well early on and here's he's captured some good ol' high energy Hammond burnin', played just like it should be.
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Like the title suggests, here's a neat guitar riff that works into a cool organ groove before a bustlin' sax tells everyone he's arrived. Enter the guitar again, and the jam starts to cook! Nice little instro this.
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Another record to make the dance-floor sit up and take notice, 'Oo-Clazy!' is a fine example of goofy Oriental-oriented orientalism. Exotic, silly, tongue-in-cheek and great for messing around on the 'floor!
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Here we have a brilliantly oddball slab of bugged-out Rock ‘n’ Roll for all you freaks and weirdo’s. From the strangely compelling buzzing fly vocal sounds in the intro, to the wacky chipmunk-style spoken word interjections, this is an essential purchase for those who delight in the precarious pleasures of the bonkers and totally bizarre. Throw some infectious clapping into the mix and you’ve got yourself a clinically certified hit!
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Here we have another unusual platter to titillate your grey matter; a delirious fusion of way-out sounds as the title suggests. ‘Mix It Up’ is groovy Hammer gothic with a deliciously righteous afro-centric bent. Some seriously heavy organ grinding action dominates this one, and the horns blast the bongo-led percussion into a frenetically locomotive groove with an unmistakably soulful flavour…
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Fine instrumental surf rock released in 1963 on the New York label, Laurie. Not that there's much surfing to be done in the Big Apple of course...
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Tight, jazzy goofball instrumentals and tongue-in-cheek kitsch. Probably not to be taken as a serious representation of Japan, nevertheless, this is one slinky, joyful cut with a great sense of fun.
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No mention of pyramids here, or of anything remotely Cairo, this is simply top-draw hammond-driven, instrumental rock n roll from 1964. The band's name – and song title – was chosen because southern Illinois, from where they came, was apparently referred to as 'Little Egypt' at the time. | |||
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Musical maestro Ernie Fields began playing music in the '30s, finding success in the '50s with a Glenn Miller cover, 'In The Mood'. This groovy version of 'The Charleston' came shortly after. An affectionate, individualistic interpretation, this one retains the hedonistic energy of the '20s whilst also adding a backbeat & modern, horn-centric twist. Try it out DJs - it works!
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Definitive honkin' sax sleazy growler, filthy dirty & ripe to be set against shady back alley knee tremblers! Rare 45 - and in great shape too!
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Reminiscent of the excellent 'Chicken Pot Pie' by Ken Jones this uptempo romp over the harpsichord says nothing but there's a party party party goin' on! Totally irresistable, if it doesn't drag you up off your seat and onto the dancefloor then nothing can!
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One of legendary harpist Robert Maxwell's pseudonyms (and very hard to get a hold of), 'Camel Train' shows off his quirky and innovative technique, complete with Moogy discordant sound effects. There is a distinctly Arabic feel to this one which seems to place it somewhere between exotica and titty shaker. Either way, the harp has never sounded so much like a party instrument.
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After achieving success with the Chuck Alaimo Quartet, it was this record which secured a record deal for Frank de Rosa. Not surprising when you consider its seductively simple guitar lines and those smooth horns that come in at just the right time. Whether listening to this privately or using it to sex up and slow down the dance floor, 'Big Guitar' provides plenty of pleasures at just the right tempo. The BEST version!
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A wild 'foodsploitation' instrumental here for when you just NEED to pretend that you're in a diner from the 50's. From the snare heavy drum intro to the deep and dirty hammond to that completely insane, screaming sax, 'Garlic Bread' is pretty nuts and highly intoxicating. No wonder its a favourite of Lux and Ivy's.
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What's that? Some lewd exotic dancers gyrating outrageously at the bar mitzvah? Let me in!
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A Caribbean-flavoured and primitive sounding rhythm and blues guitar instrumental from the man born Gabriel Perrodin. And is that percussion noise the sound of someone popping their cheeks? Sunny and infectious!
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Very groovy '60s Hammond workout on this one. Nice double-sider too.
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Something of a doo-wop curiosity, this, which appears to be a novelty response to the 1960s Billboard smash Alley-Oop by The Hollywood Argyles. While the questionable Oriental stereotyping may not have aged well, there’s no doubting the tune. Not one for Triad wedding party, though.
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Ever wondered how they made the tramp's tipple 'Thunderbird'? The secret's out. Jimmie Maddin tells all - over a psychotic rock n roll beat!
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Instrumental surf-rock with a jazz-blues element. There is next to no information on this record although I believe it was recorded in the late fifties to early sixties. It certainly fits in nicely with other titty shakers from that time, being a little classy, a little odd and possessing an undeniable rhythm.
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Joni Wilson’s Debonaires were a 14-piece black rock band based in Pittsburgh who recorded a bunch of stuff for Fenway in the early sixties, this one's from '62. A lovely little mid-tempo rock ‘n’ roll jiver replete with greasy sax, plodding double-bass and sharp drums. If you like those laid-back 12-bar grooves with a twist, this one is for you.
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Titty twist Southern style! Before his massive hit with 'Memphis Soul Stew' King Curtis would have had to have played his fair share of sleazy back room bars and outlaw hangouts. This music is the perfect accompaniment!
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A curious little obscurity here, featuring ukulele and pennywhistle, that found its way onto the Philips label in 1965. The sound looks back to the kwele music of South Africa and transports you to early evenings of cold rum by the hot ocean.
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Crackin' piece of downhome blues spiced up with enough grits n hotsauce to make for a rollockin' rockin' stomper!
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Wow I love this version! So cool, so smooth, so exotic!
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So totally good this one, and in so many ways; you got bongo beats, dirty twangy guitar and plinky plonk piano all makin' for a rumble in the jungle! Catchy and cool, the way they all should be.
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Turn up your collar, slip on your gumshoes and take a night-time stroll through the mean streets of the urban jungle with this moody, horn and organ-based slab of noirish rock n roll.
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One-Derfel! released some highly sought after soul records in the 60's. 'Honey in the Bee-Bo' is a slice of gritty jazz with a hip-swaying rhythm and touches of fun. Fits in nicely with other jazzier titty shakers but can also stand out on its own as a languid cool down track late thing at night.
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It's rock n roll but not as we know it - this is RnR - tittyshaker style!!! An irresistible body shaker with a rasping sax that'll shake you out of your slumber in no time! Highly recommended!
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With its less than subtle intro, this RnR instumental is all about good times; it'll be a long draw to find anyone who doesn't find themselves shufflin' n' shimmyin' when they get to grips to this!
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An intriguing blend of classic rock & roll and a deep funk hammond workout. Very groovy and just the right amount of strange.
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Nice and dirty bassline, sultry sax and a lascivious guitar lick – the kind of music a moustachioed Mexican bandit would unwind to and check out the dancing girls after a hard day hassling gringos. | |||
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What happens when you mix the Mar-keys 'Last Night' with any version of Fever you care to think of? Well, it's this thing of course! Pete Bennett and his boys rewrite the tracks, and who are we to argue!
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Middle-Eastern exotica a-go-go!
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Slinky beatnik vibe on this. For hipsters who like to hang around street corners, bongoes in hand, waiting for the evening to come with all its decadent & insouciant pleasures.
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Whacked out goofball fun 45 that's a contender for Las Vegas Grind if ever I heard one. This is what it's all about, oh yes!!!
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The first band of Detroit producer Rudy Robinson, 'Red Pepper' is a nice slice of instro funk with twangy guitars and cool saxophone. Hot, raunchy, rough and raw with bit of zip zap pow, just how we like it!
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Any play on 'Tequila' is just fine with me. This one's called 'Tacos', a hot n spicy dancefloor burner!
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Oh I love a bit of twangy guitar me. A languid rocker with a sordid, honkin' sax that'll have your fingers a-poppin' in no time at all. Great version from none other than SAM the MAN!
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Something of a cult this. A novelty take on the Troggs garage classic, you can't beat it!
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Looks rough but plays great! What a hoot! Twiddle my reverb knob baby!
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Very scarce and very cool instro combining elements of chilled funk grooves, slinky soundtrack scores and Eastern exoticism all in one. Combination indeed!
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Scarce popcorn instro with sultry vox and exotic organ from the East. Rare one - and good!
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Oh yeh dot dot dot dash dash dash is a great idea to make music with, you know with morse code having such intricate rhythms and a fine-tuned melody... err no, not really. Unless you're Tiny Dee of course! Who stumbled on the idea and came up with this. Which is really quite good, if you're into the goofy, oddball and just plain mad...!
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Bit of a saxy jiver this one. Good uptempo twister for raising the dancefloor dust!
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Put on your dancing shoes for some good old rock and roll! Slippery horns and a fast-paced thumper of a beat, not just for twistin' but perfect for any manner of flippin', floppin', grindin' & groovin'!
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Plenty of sizzling sax served with this one, which also boasts lashings of percussive gravy. This mash is a real banger, replete with mouth-wateringly fresh guitar, and piquant vocals. You'll be ordering extra portions of this platter as soon as you sample its deliciously gastronomic charms, and it's the only dish in the world that tastes this good that will make you twenty pounds lighter...
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Moody surf-rock instro from 1963 complete with bingo-hall sci-fi organ and Dick Dale guitar licks.
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Straight out of the top drawer of late '50s shakers. Feel the twang of the guitar; the raucous, throaty sax, the rumbling drums. It's the music of choice for those at home in Hipsville.
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Crazed RnR tittyshaker action! A classic and a MUST HAVE!
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Are you tired of doggedly dialling her digits over and over again while she makes it with some other dude? Don't get beat, get yourself a copy of 'Frustration' by the Zanies and beat it out instead. Okay, so those cheeky jerks will constantly remind you of what you're missing out on, but that flirty flute will be the sugary-sweet coating that makes this particularly bitter pill that little bit easier to swallow...
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